December 2011
Listening to Fake Tales Of San Francisco
iasomiie:
Get off the bandwagon and put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook
Get off the bandwagon, put down the handbook
GET OFF THE BANDWAGON, PUT DOWN THE HANDBOOK
When at home:
When outside, with your headphones on:
i just got a really ugly hair cut
start the year as you mean to go on is what i say
sourcechelseawoosh:
in honor of 2011 i have wasted the final day of 2011 just like how i wasted every other day in 2011
i love being in my late teens, it’s the time in a lot of peoples’ lives when they get hilariously bad tattoos and put them on facebook hahaha
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Ed Sheeran Boy put a kiss face to me on BBM
he definitely wants me
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
: lol benedict cumberbatch →
itsinthetrees:
I was brought up in a world of privilege. It can ostracise you from normal codes of conduct in society. Being a posh actor in England you cannot escape the class-typing from whatever side you look at it. I realised from quite early on that, although I wasn’t trying to make…
cosmo tip #113
expertcosmotips:
This holiday season, instead of going around the house singing Christmas Carols, replace any mention of ‘Santa’ or ‘Christmas’ with ‘vagina’. Your man will be super turned on when you sing ‘My Vagina Is Coming To Town’.
‘Now, Harry,’ said Lockhart, ‘when Draco points his wand at you, you do this.’...
– and then you change the word wand into penis (via fenixorden)
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Do you know what annoys me?
edsheerannnn:
When someone talks about “small bump” in a good way.
Like someone on facebook has a picture of their ultrasound and they have small bump lyrics under it?
Are you fucking dumb?
LGBT Laughs: I am spending the holiday with my... →
autostraddle:
i would say be like WHAT’S UP I’M GAY AND I’M OK WITH IT SO YOU CAN EITHER BE OKAY WITH IT, OR YOU CAN SIT HERE AND STARE AT THIS PERSON WHO YOU LOVE AND NOT BE OKAY WITH IT BECAUSE SOCIETY LETS YOU OR BECAUSE OF SOME SHIT THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO DO WITH ME, YOUR…